Best Comic book Quotes

Hey there true believers! As many of my friends on facebook know i tend topost up an inspiring quote of the day. These quotes have come from famous writers, poets, politicians, and artist from our past. I woke up this morning and headed to my computer with coffee in hand ready to post my quote of the day when it hit me. Why not comic book quotes. I love comics, you love comics. So it makes sense, right. Okay so here is what i wanna do. I’m going to mass a collection of quotes right here on this very page. You can help me add to that list by posting more that you know or find in the comments section. Please make a note of what character the quote is from. I wanna see how big this list can get! Everyday i will post a Comic book quote of the day on my facebook fan page. If it came from one of the comments here, i will give credit to whomever posted it provided you leave a name. Maybe i’ll see about getting a quote of the day generator made, that would be cool, yes?
Okay so let’s get this started!

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Comic book Quote Database starts here!
1.”Grown-ups… are a strange breed! Their brains weigh close to three pounds, and that’s not three pounds of cheery delight!” — The Tick
2.”In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, beware my power — Green Lantern’s light!” — Green Lantern
3. “With great power comes great responsibility!” — The Narrator in The Amazing Spider-Man.
4. “We plan for days and days and when the time comes, we proceed to improvise.” — Quicksilver
5. “If I were a normal man, I’d be dead. But I’m neither.” —Grifter from Wildcats
6. “I cannot preach hate and warfare when I am a disciple of peace and love!” — Wonder Woman
7. “I should break your face for that, but that would not teach you of love.” — Slaughterman
8. “The fates have smiled on you, Loki…they have provided you with yet another opportunity to slay me. You wanted me so desperately. Now you have me. Do your worst.”–Thor
9. “Patriotism doesn’t automatically equal conservatism”–Tony Stark
10. “Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.”–Rorschach
11. “I’d rather not rule the earth. I just want to marry the girl next door and live in the suburbs.” — Dynamo
12. “Why does everyone say my name like it means shut up?” —Jubilee X-Men#10
13. “I say thee NAY!”–Thor
14. “We’re forming a union, jerk hole — my foot and your face!” — Skateman
15. “And now I’m better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!”–Deadpool
16. “It’s clobberin’ time!” — The Thing
17. “Thy language leaves something to be desired.”–Thor to Jessica Jones
18. “The whole world is watching us now. We must be nothing less than fabulous.”–Emma Frost, New X-Men
19. “Whatever happens, remember to protect me.”–Deadpool
20. “It’s on bitch” — Hank Pym to Reed Richards in Mighty Avengers.
21. “It is a remarkable dichotomy. In many ways, Clark is the most human of us all. Then… he shoots fire from the skies, and it is difficult not to think of him as a god. And how fortunate we all are that it does not occur to him.”–Batman
22. “You killed your imaginary friend? With what?” “With an imaginary gun, of course.” —Doom Patrol
23. “Deadpool ain’t it? Sorta rhymes with Dead Fool?”–Wolverine
24. “Yeah– like Wolverine rhymes with… Louver Screen? … Hoover Spleen? Hey what the heck does it rhyme with?”–Deadpool
25. “Calm down. You get so uptight about your bodily fluids..” Black Cat to Spider-man
26. “I’m through talking. Get out of my cave.”–Batman to Superman
27. “Believe me when I say I wish that violence wasn’t necessary. But violence is the price we pay to accomplish a greater good. As heroes, we choose to protect that good with our lives.”–Superman
28. Deadpool-“Hey, did you ever hear of a game called Street Fighter?” Kitty Pryde-“As i..” Deadpool-“SHORYUKEN!!” (as he knocks her in the air)
29. “In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.”–Doctor Manhattan
30. “The last time you inspired anyone, you were dead”–Batman to Superman
31. “That would be a certain Thunder God. Oh…you better run.”–Ironman
32. “You asked for my help. That’s all that matters.” —Superman
33. “Having met the Lord God I can honestly say he’s a bit of a prick.”– Jesse Custer (Preacher)
34. “The sunsets are bloody MARVELOUS, you old bastard. Satisfied?” – Lucifer from Sandman
35. ” I always think I’ve got it all figured out, and then I live another day, and everything just gets more complicated.” —Scud
36. “You don’t understand. I’m not trapped in here with you. You’re trapped in here with me.”–Rorscach
37. “What do you think the A stands for? France?”– Ultimate Captain America
38. “Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I’m Al Gore’s message of death, bee-yotch!”–Deadpool
39. “Speak quickly! I am aching to destroy you!”–Hellboy
40. “Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.”–Mary Jane Watson

Okay that’s enough for now. There are hundreds more but let’s here some from you guys first. I have stuff to draw, right?


More Comic Quotes added by  my good buddy and awesome writer for CCP comics Mr. Rob Bass(obviously a Warren Ellis fan)

41. “It means: It’s all baloney but don’t worry, we’ll all be dying soon anyhoo.” Eddie Campbell, on the title of ALEC: THE YEARS HAVE PANTS
42. “But to remember is to vacate the very notion of time. Every memory, no matter how remote its subject, takes place “now,” at the moment it’s called up in the mind. The more something is recalled, the more the brain has a chance to refine the original experience. Because every memory is a re-creation, not a playback.” –ASTERIOS POLYP, David Mazzucchelli
43. “I’m here to stay! Shoot me and i’ll spit your goddamn bullets back in your face! I’m Spider Jerusalem and fuck all of you! Ha! ”– Spider Jerusalem, TRANSMETROPOLITAN #3, Warren Ellis
44. “The Carrier: moving downwake through the devachanic realm at a speed of twenty-five dreams per second”–THE AUTHORITY #1, Warren Ellis
45. “I’m not going to kill you — but unless you behave, you’re going to discover that you can live through your eyes bursting like water balloons.” –The Midnighter, THE AUTHORITY #7, Warren Ellis
46. “This is the shape of reality. A theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833-dimensional space. The snowflake rotates. Each rotation describes an entirely new universe. The total number of rotations are equal to the number of atoms making up the earth. Each rotation makes a new earth. This is the multiverse.”–Hark, PLANETARY #1, Warren Ellis
47. “Can i have a name?”
“Don’t you have one? That’s sad. Not having a name. I used to have one name, then i had to get another one. If you don’t have a name, what do people call you? I mean, do they just wave and smile, or jingle little silver bells or what?”
“Can i have your names?”
“You don’t want my name. Trust me. Your really don’t. Sometimes i don’t want my name, and i’m sort of used to it by now. It would really mess you up.”
“I’m sorry. Is this person with you?”
“i’m not a person.” –Delirium & a receptionist, SANDMAN #43, Neil Gaiman
48. “I have heard the word — it is Battle!” –Orion, NEW GODS #1, Jack Kirby
49. “From here, the clean shafts of concrete and snowy rooftops. The work of men who died generations ago. From here, it looks like an achievement. I should have taken the train. I should be closer. I should see the enemy.” –25-year old Bruce Wayne, returning to Gotham after years of training in Europe and Asia, BATMAN #404, Frank Miller
50. “I look at it — then straight into the eye of the sun. This would be a good death . . . But not good enough.”– Bruce Wayne, THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS #1, Frank Miller
“TO THE STABLES, ROBIN.” –Alfred & Batman, THE DARK KNIGHT FALLS #4, Frank Miller

More quotes added 06/08/11
52. “All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right?”–The Joker
53. “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.”–The Joker
54. “Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
The Comedian
55. “If I weren’t crazy, I’d be insane!”–The Joker
56. “…or learn again the difference between a god of thunder… and a mortal man in a metal suit.”
Thor after he tore up Iron Man in Thor #3
57. “If any mortal comes uninvited to Asgard on behalf of those who suppose themselves to be powers-within the hour they will learn what TRUE power is”–Thor
58. “Bring it on, Blob. I’ve been kicking your fat ass since I was thirteen.”–Iceman
59. “Next time guys, we should just rebuild this place outta Lego.”–Wolverine after the X-mansion had been destroyed yet again in Astonishing X-men #9
60. “Agent Brand: I think we oughta split up.
Beast: At least we agree on something.
Agent Brand: You’re coming with me.
Beast: And so ends that era”–Astonishing X-Men #21

Added 06/09/11
61. “It always ends. That’s what gives it value.” – Death
62. ” No! Not all the blades in Asgard, Not all the power in the universe shall hold me now!”-Thor
63. “Big talk from a guy with no pants” —Hellboy
64. “What makes you such a bitch Emma?” “Breeding, Darling. Top Class Breeding.” —Emma Frost to Jean Grey
65. “LOOK Naked Belgians!”–Spider-man

New Quotes posted 6/10/2011
66. “And all the whores and politicians will look up and cry, ‘save us!.’ And I’ll whisper….No.” – Rorschach
67. “I want you to remember, Clark… in all the years to come… in your most private moments… I want you to remember my hand at your throat… I want you to remember the one man who beat you…” – Batman
68.”You’re a firecracker Creed. I am an atom bomb.” -Jean Grey
69. “I’m not interested in making new friends. I don’t even like the ones I have” – Jonah Hex
70. “Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us. And on my soul I swear: until the day when my dream of world where dignity, honor, and justice becomes the reality we all share, I’ll never stop fighting. Ever” – Superman, Action Comics #775
71. “Bruce…do every one a favor and BUY a sense of humor.”–Superman to Batman

In honor of the upcoming Green Lantern movie-a few Green Lantern quotes- posted 6/14/2011
71. “Stow the high school angst, Batman — nobody’s buying it.” –Hal Jordan
72. “What… you mean you’re NOT gay?” Kyle Rayner to the fashion nazi at Feast Magazine in issue #137( incidentally this issue was penned by Judd Winnick (of the original Mtv Real World fame) and he won an award from (GLAAD)Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, for it.

Kyle Rayner Green Lantern yells at Batman

74. “You can’t foresee all the consequences of your actions — But that’s no excuse to do nothing.”-Hal Jordan
75. “There are worse things than dying, friend. With this little ring I can take you apart molecule by molecule and then put you back together again. And maybe I put you back together right and maybe I don’t. But you’ll be alive and conscious for every second of it.”–Hal Jordan
76. “That all you got? My grandma hits harder than you”–John Stewart (this is actually an animation quote)

Quotes provided by Jacob Lewis-posted on 6/15/2011
77. “Waves are but water. Wind but air. And though lightning be fire…yet it must answer thunder’s call.” – Thor Odinson
78. ” The fates have smiled on you, Loki…they have provided you with yet another opportunity to slay me. You wanted me so desperately. Now you have me. Do your worst.” –Thor Odinson
79. “On this day, we have declared war…and we shall avenge the evils perpetrated by those who would oppose us. We shall…avenge them all.”- Thor Odinson

80. “Duty roster’s on the fridge door. Meeting adjourned. “-Superman~ DC one million issue #4

Submitted by Duane

81. “Sweet Christmas” LUKE CAGE

Submitted by Chris Desatoff


12 Comments » for Best Comic book Quotes
  1. Duane says:

    What about adding:
    “Sweet Christmas” LUKE CAGE

  2. terry says:

    How about bullseye to elektra right before he kills her. (Daredevil #181).
    “Put up…pretty good fight, toots…your pretty good. But me…I’m magic!” Then he thows a playing card into her throat, slicing her jugular

  3. Bill Mercury says:

    I just fall in love with this blog. Dude that’s so many comic quotes you’ve added and I’m a giant geek of comic book quotes. Thanks to all submitter for submitting all of these wonderful quotes out here.


  5. Meg says:

    “Anyone with enough dedication, and courage can become super-human.” – Stan Lee

  6. Meg says:

    “Destiny dressed you this morning my friend, and now Fear is trying to pull off your pants. If you give up, if you give in, you’re gonna end up naked with Fear just standing there laughing at your dangling unmentionables!” -The Tick

  7. Meg says:

    “Stars aren’t measured by how long they burn…but by how brightly.” –SUPERMAN

  8. Meg says:

    “A hero is someone who in spite of weakness, doubt or not always knowing the answers goes ahead and overcomes anyway.”
    Christopher Reeve

  9. Death-carioca says:

    -This looks a job for Superman.
    -Hulk is the strongest one there is!/HULK SMASH
    -I’m Batman
    -You can destroy planets but you can never destroy what i am,friend.
    I am the hope of the Universe!
    I am the answer to all things that cry out for peace, I am the protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness,I am truth.

  10. Santhan says:

    “People think it’s an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It’s never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I’m doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn’t that day. And tomorrow won’t be either.” – Batman

  11. Steve B says:

    “Sweet Christmas? What kind of Expletive is that?”
    Thunderstrike to Cage.

  12. Steve B says:

    “Doc Ock may have beaten me this time but inevitably gentlemen, Hulk will smash”.

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